PlaybookIntermediate13 min read13 September 2026

The Slop Cleanup Kit

Fix generic AI copy without erasing your voice.

In short

Start with one page. Save the original, collect the facts and examples of your real voice, run a quote-based audit, approve individual edits, then check the facts and page before publishing. Peter Yang’s No AI Slop is a free, MIT-licensed editing skill with detect and edit modes. Your chosen AI service may cost money. These checks improve copy; they do not prove authorship or guarantee sales, rankings or detector results.


Start with one page customers actually read

Choose your homepage, one important product page or one automated email. Generic copy often describes how impressive a business is without telling the reader what it sells, how it works or what to do next.

Your first deliverable is one improved draft with a record of every approved change. Keep the original. Do not replace live website copy directly from an AI response.

  1. Copy the complete text into a document, including headings, buttons, footnotes and legal qualifications.
  2. Write who reads it and the one action they should take.
  3. Collect verified product facts, prices, delivery terms, guarantees and claim sources.
  4. Add two short samples of your own writing that sound like you. Remove customer names, private messages and confidential details first.
  5. Use an AI workspace approved for the information you share. Review its data-use settings before uploading business material.

Save three working files: Voice and Facts, Copy Audit, and Approved Copy. The templates below tell you what to put in each.


What counts as a useful warning sign?

Wikipedia’s Signs of AI writing is a descriptive field guide, not a universal test. Its editors explicitly warn that humans also use these patterns and that some signs are specific to Wikipedia. Neither a detector score nor an awkward sentence establishes who wrote a page.

For business copy, ask whether a pattern makes the page less specific, harder to understand or less trustworthy. A clear comparison, useful bullet list or distinctive phrase can stay. Fix the weak sentence, not every occurrence of a word.

The No AI Slop skill takes a useful approach: in detect mode it names the pattern, quotes the original line and gives a short fix without guessing authorship. In edit mode it asks for the minimum effective change and a summary of changes. Voice preservation is an instruction to the model, not a guarantee.


Twenty checks you can apply today

This is a business-copy checklist adapted from No AI Slop and Wikipedia’s field guide. It is not a scientific inventory of exactly twenty universal AI fingerprints. Examples below are invented to illustrate editing decisions, not claims about an actual business.

CheckWhat to flagSmallest useful fix
1. Forced binary contrast“It’s not a bag. It’s a lifestyle.”Say what the bag is for. Keep a contrast only when it explains a real difference.
2. Empty opening“In today’s fast-paced world…”Delete the setup and begin with the customer’s task.
3. Fake insider knowledge“What nobody tells you about shipping…”State the shipping fact. Do not imply exclusive knowledge without evidence.
4. Dramatic colon reveal“The best part: it works.”Describe the mechanism or result directly.
5. Stacked fragments“More clarity. More control. More growth.”Combine into one useful sentence or replace with a verified benefit.
6. Repeated sentence shapesEvery paragraph starts “Whether you’re…”Remove duplicate framing. Let the information set the rhythm.
7. Superficial analysis“We added order tracking, highlighting our commitment to excellence.”Keep “We added order tracking.” Explain its use only if needed.
8. Inflated importance“A pivotal moment in the future of shopping.”Name the actual change or delete the claim.
9. Unsupported authority“Experts agree this is the best option.”Name a relevant source and what it actually found, or remove the claim.
10. Decorative synonym switching“The app… the platform… the solution…” for one product.Use one clear name consistently.
11. Abstract business jargon“Leverage a robust solution to optimize your workflow.”State the task the product performs.
12. Empty verb phrases“Has the ability to provide assistance with scheduling.”Use “helps schedule” if that accurately describes the feature.
13. Lists of what it is not“Not a tool. Not a service. A revolution.”Say what the reader receives.
14. Self-answered rhetorical setup“The result? Unmatched efficiency.”Provide a supported result or describe the specific process.
15. Commentary about importance“That last part matters more than you think.”Explain the consequence, or let the preceding fact stand.
16. Generic profound ending“The future isn’t coming. It’s already here.”End on the next action or a concrete consequence.
17. Repeated conclusionThe last paragraph repeats every benefit.Delete the recap and keep the useful next step.
18. Punctuation and formatting overloadConstant long dashes, decorative bold, emojis and headings over tiny sections.Use punctuation for meaning and formatting for navigation. A dash alone proves nothing.
19. Generic praise replacing detail“Innovative, premium quality for modern living.”Restore the actual material, size, mechanism or policy from approved facts.
20. Invented evidence or unfinished outputBroken citations, nonexistent studies, “[insert testimonial]” or “as an AI…” in customer copy.Open and verify each source. Remove placeholders and unsupported claims before publishing.

Priority: incorrect claims and misleading promises first; unclear information second; repetitive style third. Removing an awkward phrase does not repair a fabricated fact.


Use the skill without getting stuck on installation

The beginner route: paste the instructions

  1. Open the repository linked at the very bottom of this guide.
  2. Open the folder skills, then no-ai-slop, then SKILL.md. Open eval.md in the same folder too.
  3. Copy both files into a fresh conversation in your approved AI assistant, or upload them as text files if the interface supports uploads.
  4. Tell the assistant: “Use SKILL.md as the editing instructions and eval.md as the final review checklist for this conversation. Confirm you can read both before we begin.”
  5. Paste your Voice and Facts template and the copy you want reviewed. Start with the audit prompt below.

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